Censorship Satire Lovers Mugs

'Must be a misprint - we're not watching a banned play!'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Life is for the birds.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

U of Debt

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"She wishes to range free!"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

Next gen pregnancy tests.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"She's a miniature."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Police film evidence

Standard & Poor

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask