Censorship Enthusiasts Gifts

Kids watching television, "I've just seen a nipple it must be nine o' clock!"

Hate Platforms

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Trappist Monk Discord

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Psst! Hey, kids."

Freedom of Speech

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Press freedom makes democracy.

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Freedom Book.

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

"Religion, politics, sex...in this part of the world every cartoonist is free to draw whatever he wants!"

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"Comments are turned off."

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

Tennessee Fascist Book Banning State Licence Plate

Female writer faces the Censorship Committee...

The Power of the Pen

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word