Cemetery Wanderers Mugs

Man looking at a mausoleum in a cemetery that has been fitted with a satellite antenna

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Pet Cemetery.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

El Greco

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

The last word.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

'McWit never could build anything level.'

"Just junk mail."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Entomology. Ant Colony. Ants must worry about their work-life balance.

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

Respects to Kevin Woodcock.

Too Much SOY

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

Tombstones with convention name tags

Creepy Delivery.

Lucky to be born.

Touch screen for bio.

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

"He did it my way."

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

Oakland cemetery: moved!

Zippy the clown