Cemetery Stroller Mugs

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"I knew if I started dating again so soon he'd flip out."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Nature Lovers

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Pampered?"

"Some walk, huh?"

"Honey, run!"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

"Now remember, this time don’t drink the salt water."

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

'Oh, retirement is okay, I guess, but I miss looking forward to the weekends.'

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

"I enjoy the park, but not the commute."

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

Manhole Warning

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

"One day we'll all be on the moon... still living with our parents."

Tombstones with convention name tags

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."