Cemetery Crawler Prints

Good Old What's His Name, He most likely was known for something.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Pirates at the mall.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

The last word.

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Detected.

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

"God must have been very pleased."

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Too Much SOY

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

Tombstones with convention name tags

Mitch McConnell

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

"Honey, I quit my job to go shopping everyday!"

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

Oakland cemetery: moved!

"He did it my way."

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

Gillbies' annual GIANT SALE!

"I knew if I started dating again so soon he'd flip out."