Cemetery Crawler Prints

Good Old What's His Name, He most likely was known for something.

Pet Cemetery.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Pirates at the mall.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

The last word.

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Detected.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"God must have been very pleased."

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Too Much SOY

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

Mitch McConnell

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

Tombstones with convention name tags

"Honey, I quit my job to go shopping everyday!"

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

Touch screen for bio.

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

Gillbies' annual GIANT SALE!

Oakland cemetery: moved!

"He did it my way."

"You're not even listening, are you?!"