Cement Dreamer Mugs

Cement Contractor Dreams

The Art Student.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Home depot."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I'm bored."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I'm starting to think stripes."