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Tommy Docherty.

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

The Cactus Reader

'My opponent hates cats.'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

Mappa Brittanica

Charities Fueling Cities

Football merchandising - 1953.