Celtic Culture Lover Pillows

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Birdhouse on the Stone Circle

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Mummy Musician

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

Josephine Baker

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

Hieroglyph stamps.

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

Cleopatra

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

"He died young."

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

Venus

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'