Celtic Culture Lover Mugs

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Birdhouse on the Stone Circle

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

Mummy Musician

Josephine Baker

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

Venus

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"He died young."

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

Cleopatra

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Hieroglyph stamps.

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''