Cellular Biology T-Shirts

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

The Cellular Bulletin Board: 'Bifurcate! Now that I've got your attention.'

"Back in Great, Great. . . Grandad's day there was more than enough sunlight for everybody. . ."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'The circle is complete!'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Hungry child

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Carbon Dating.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Like death by salad.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."