Cellular Biology T-Shirts

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

The Cellular Bulletin Board: 'Bifurcate! Now that I've got your attention.'

"Back in Great, Great. . . Grandad's day there was more than enough sunlight for everybody. . ."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'The circle is complete!'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Hungry child

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Carbon Dating.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Like death by salad.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

The No No No's