Cello Aficionados Pillows

Musician

Orchestra.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Free Range Golfers

A skier and a paraglider

Snowman Football Fan.

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Boredom relief.

Bird plucking a cello

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Bride playing cello

Pogo Cellist

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

The pop-up book of fighters

Ref is red carding the computer for acting up.

Baseball Cheating

Mother comments on son's slender figure and a stout uncle tells her that he was the same build at eighteen.

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Witchy Cellist

"It's the racket season again!"

Tennis Court - "How do you plead?"

Forza Italia!

"You could do a lot worse then be good at football... I know... some people have to settle for politics."