Cellmate Dynamics Observer Pillows

No, I don't want to build a fort.

"This position has become very important to the company."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"To make things more democratic, I've decided to introduce a round-table policy."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Origins Of Evolution

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

Look,that is not your Daddy

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

Stable boys and Scottsman

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

"Now mommy, I know there has been some bad blood between us."