Cell Phone Junkie Mugs

Monkeys hear no evil, see no evil, say no evil and talk on the mobile phone.

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

The Smartass Phone

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Modern Narcissism

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Internet Cafe

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Family Time

Homing pigeons in therapy.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Pizza Delivery Delays

"It's taking more and more destruction just to feel anything."

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

'Please, pay attention.'

"Offering free Wi-Fi was genius."

Evolution

Able to Google Stuff Man

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

Social Media Blues