Cell Culture Collector Prints

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Nuts to you, too."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Try his land line.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Flytrap nerd.

Everything's coming up roses!

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

The Ugly Plant

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

Bell invents the telephone.

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'