Celibacy Supporters Mugs

"No, Francis— not even if she is desperate."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

China

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate,

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

'Look lady. I've been burning my brazier for years.'

Play It Safe

Charities Fueling Cities

'We were just testing our faith.'

'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

'Darn. His Holiness' letter says nothing about cancelling celibacy.'

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

Tommy Docherty.

"I'd like to fall in love, but without - you know - the icky part."

Make America Quiet

Spinoza

Gladstone and the Liberal Party

Together we have a voice. . . join your union today.

Occupy this!

Different view on tolerance

Nick Clegg

'Remember, one of the primary things to do today, is vote!'

'I don't argue that you have a strong case and normally we would want to offer you the services of a support worker. . . but we just don't have the staff!'

'Not having second thoughts, are we, Brother Thomas?'

"I'm a vegan, and my ex is a carnivore. We were divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable dinners."

"I had my fingers crossed when we did tat vow of celibacy."

'I'm sorry, but I can only love you like a brother.'

Sexual Equality

"I suppose marriage would temper my penchant for pole dancing."