Celibacy Contemplator Mugs

'Darn. His Holiness' letter says nothing about cancelling celibacy.'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate,

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

'We were just testing our faith.'

"I give and I give but all they see is take."

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

"How much worse?"

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

"Ya know, with football, hockey and basketball seasons over, maybe it’s time to set the date."

Why so sad? All my friends are divorced and I'm not even married!

'Nobody takes you seriously? -- Are you trying to be funny?'

The Master Switch

"The glass is half full�"

'I know we're in love, but there should be an easier way out of it than marriage.'

'He just found out he's no longer in the literary canon.'

"Are you a man or a mouse?"

'Let's use another form of birth control. I don't like the coil.'

'Not having second thoughts, are we, Brother Thomas?'

'I was driving to my wedding when my GPS recalculated and so did I.'

"I had my fingers crossed when we did tat vow of celibacy."

"Father, I would like to go to confession with you!"