Celestial Trendsetter Prints

'That's beautiful. Where can I get one?'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Mac OS 20

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Is this the new input device?'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

The Design Artiste

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

God creating the galaxy.

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"I opted for the upgrades."

You Shouldn't Have

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. There's an app for that.

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

"This update includes minor improvements."

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'