Celestial Trendsetter Mugs

'That's beautiful. Where can I get one?'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Is this the new input device?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

The Design Artiste

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"I opted for the upgrades."

God creating the galaxy.

"This update includes minor improvements."

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.