Celestial Opportunists Prints

'Hey, it's Heaven, why wouldn't we cash in on that?'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

You are everywhere.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

My dinner with Andromeda

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I'm your sun!"

"I suppose we could call it the doughnut asteroid..."

Angel with speed camera.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'He seems nice.'

Possible Merger Talks

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

"First, I storyboarded it."

Budget Astronomy

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"