Celestial Investigator Mugs

First space criminal investigation

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

Crisis.

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Surfing alien.

"My brain got hacked!"

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

SOE (South Of Earth)

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

"I suppose we could call it the doughnut asteroid..."

"Look! It's the same flying saucer that abducted me when I was your age."

Johannes Kepler

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

My dinner with Andromeda