Celestial-computer Enthusiast Pillows

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

You are everywhere.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

Angel with speed camera.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I'm your sun!"

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'He seems nice.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Paradise: Collection of wine

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

Marriage Counseling.

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'I miss the evildoers.'

Budget Astronomy

"I've been hearing nothing but good things about you."

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'