Celestial Charm Seeker Prints

Cherub on a cloud

Country Bumpkin.

Unguided imagery

"OMG, LOL!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'Your future looks charming.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Santa CGI Effect

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Silver Fox

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"Your husband says BOO!"

"No guarantees, right?"

Real Estate Personals

Marley's Ghost

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings