Celestial Catch Tales Pillows

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Local News in Heaven

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Oops! Maybe we better make the chicken first.

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

"So much for eternal rest."

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"You have twenty eight days to live."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

Gods has caged angel as pet.

The dark side of the moon

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

'She loved me...'

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"