Celebrity Role Players Prints

'He calls me 'Angelina' and I call him 'Brad'.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

They hated me.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'They all want to play the star.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Extreme miming"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted