Celebrity Home Fan Mugs

"I don't care if Lassie lived in it. It's not worth 500 grand."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

Leo McKern

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

Hollywood or bust!

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

Dua Lipa caricature

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

As Seen On TV

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'