Celebrity Culture Mugs

Man with the same birth date as Mick Jagger

Public library - deep end, shallow end.

'Get me public relations!'

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

'Society is forcing us to grow up too soon. I didn't plan on becoming a train wreck until my mid 20s.'

'American, idle.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."

Celebrity Yoga.

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Look who thinks he's a big shot!"

'...my next guest has been described as an extrovert..a hell raiser..a man of many suprises...'

"Yes, Face Transplants are therotical posibility.. and NO you can't have Brad Pitt's."

'Tweeting inappropriate pictures of yourself could ruin your financial future.'

"We've been married a long time in Hollywood years."

The 24 Hour 'Celebrities' Careers Going Down the Drain' Channel.

15 Minutes of Fame - 25 years of comebacks please help.

"If you could give just one piece of advice to those millions of vulnerable young people out there who worship and respect you, what would it be?" "Buy my records."

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

'so let me get this straight... you're famous for being the sister of the wife of a man who went to school with someone who knew someone else who is already famous?'

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

'This business isn't just about who you know. It's about who you can remember.'

Fame without riches... Riches without fame.

"The starred menu items are available for celebrities only."

Santa with reindeer minders (black and white).

Showbiz is tough

"It's your agent. Everyone wants a piece of you."

Bacteria fame at last.

'Its the actress Fransesca Cauotini she has taken precautions since she discovered she had family brain tumour gene.'

'I've eaten so many TV dinners, I'm starting to feel like I'm in show business.'