Celebrity Culture Mugs

Man with the same birth date as Mick Jagger

Public library - deep end, shallow end.

'Get me public relations!'

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

'Society is forcing us to grow up too soon. I didn't plan on becoming a train wreck until my mid 20s.'

"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."

'I was talking to that George Clooney yesterday. He is SUCH a name-dropper.'

Elton John

'American, idle.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Celebrity Yoga.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Look who thinks he's a big shot!"

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

John Terry

'Tweeting inappropriate pictures of yourself could ruin your financial future.'

"If you could give just one piece of advice to those millions of vulnerable young people out there who worship and respect you, what would it be?" "Buy my records."

"We've been married a long time in Hollywood years."

"...So they went their separate ways with the millions they made writing tell-all books about their failed celebrity marriage and lived happily ever after!"

The 24 Hour 'Celebrities' Careers Going Down the Drain' Channel.

Janet Street-Porter.

'...my next guest has been described as an extrovert..a hell raiser..a man of many suprises...'

15 Minutes of Fame - 25 years of comebacks please help.

'Which one's Ringo?'

"Yes, Face Transplants are therotical posibility.. and NO you can't have Brad Pitt's."

'I don't know about the other judges, but I love what Paris Hilton and her accountant did with their Schedule C!'

Hugh Grant caricature.

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Mick Jagger

"It's your agent. Everyone wants a piece of you."

Gok Wan