Celebrity Culture Advocate Mugs

'Call my manager and we will work something out.'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Leo McKern

Snow White and her Seven people.

Woman Life Freedom

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

Chihuahua's nightmare: 'There's a sneering voice talking to me: 'You'll get stuffed between a blonde celebrity's breasts till you can't breathe anymore!' Then I wake up bathed in sweat...'

TV-Mirror.

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."