Celebrity Appreciation Gifts

"You could at least try and look a bit like Alan Titchmarsh."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The americanisation of vulture.

Jack Gleeson

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Bryan Ferry

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Little Red Riding Carpet

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Tom Hanks

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

George Clooney Machine

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Joe Henry

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.