Celebration Sideliners Prints

'Ted hates parties.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bubbly

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Dancing Doctor

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Cardiac Recovery.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."