Celebration Queen Mugs

The Happiest Hen on Acton.

Happy Birthday

The Happiest Hen.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Mardi Gras

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Champagne

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Cardiac Recovery.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Bubbly

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Dancing Doctor

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."