Celebrating Women Gifts

Women's day on March 8th.

Gender Equality

"We've made great progress!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Mardi Gras

"Women Supporting Women!"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Bacchus.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Bubbly

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Dancing Doctor

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."