Celebrating Women Gifts

Women's day on March 8th.

Gender Equality

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"We've made great progress!"

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Mardi Gras

"Women Supporting Women!"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Cow Pinatas

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Bacchus.

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Dancing Doctor

Bubbly

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."