Celebrating Quietly Mugs

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Mardi Gras

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Bacchus.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bubbly

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cardiac Recovery.

Hush puppy.

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dancing Doctor

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Pilot with champagne.

Beers

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Green Balloon

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."