Celebrating Old Age T-Shirts

"Mother's ninety-one and still depreciating."

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

How are you feeling today? I feel just like a newborn baby. Really? Yes. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Pilot with champagne.

Green Balloon

Beers

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Let's Celebrate

Happy Days Are Here Again

Champagne

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Rock and Roll

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Prosecco

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Pesky students.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Old Karate Master

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Rose Toast

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"Drinks all round!!"

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Cheers

The Walk of Shame