Celebrating Old Age T-Shirts

"Mother's ninety-one and still depreciating."

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

How are you feeling today? I feel just like a newborn baby. Really? Yes. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Cow Pinatas

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Pilot with champagne.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Green Balloon

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Beers

Champagne

Happy Days Are Here Again

Let's Celebrate

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Rock and Roll

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

'...I said we've been marooned.'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Pesky students.

Prosecco

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Old Karate Master

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Rose Toast

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Cheers

The Walk of Shame

Cupcake jumps out of cake.