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"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Old Karate Master

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

How are you feeling today? I feel just like a newborn baby. Really? Yes. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

Old Love

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

'Last cruise I ever take! Stuck with the same people for three weeks...'

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'I'm at an age where my back 'goes out' more than I do!'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

"How's your memory?"

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.