Celebrating Birthday Mugs

I'm here, Frank! It's birthday card time! ? ! Happy Birthday, America! (Published originally on June 29, 2003.)

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Cow Pinatas

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Pilot with champagne.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Beers

Green Balloon

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Little Princess.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

Kids with Fish Balloons

Happy Days Are Here Again

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Big Bang Theory.

Champagne

Let's Celebrate

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Children playing games

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Pesky students.

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Bee costume

Prosecco

The Happiest Hen in Acle