Celebrating A Milestone In Reading Mugs

"I don't know about you but I can't wait to get back to our book club!"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Woman crying with happiness.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

First Steps

A very fine vintage

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

Late Bloomers

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

We are here!

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

Baby Holding a Condom.

'She was 50 years old and still didn't show her age...The same could not be said of her husband.'

'Harry, she just said her first words! She said, 'Why have you saddled my generation with the huge national debt?'

Happy Golden Anniversary!

'A toast to the graduate. You're in a class by yourself.'

"Your apple was definitive!"

"Jeremy reads children's books."

'Look! He's taking his first steps.'

'Darling, what do you think? Our baby's learnt to tie his shoelaces!'

"Sofa so good!"