Educational Milestone Lover Mugs

'A toast to the graduate. You're in a class by yourself.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

First Steps

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Eagle parenting.

A very fine vintage

Sparkler

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

"I'm too old for baby limas."

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

It was time for Junior to learn to fly.

'Yes, your son does ask questions in class but they're always 'Can I have the hall pass?'.'

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Haircuts

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."