Celebrating A Medical Milestone Prints

"Oh come on! It's not the first time I've done that procedure!"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Cardiac Recovery.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Woman crying with happiness.

Church Basement Foodie

'Guess what? I won again.'

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"You're right, they are statins."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Medication for the elderly

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

Eagle parenting.

A very fine vintage

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'

Jewish Hall of Nachas

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Women

Healthy.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Who's Dead

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

"Good for you for getting your mammogram."