Ceiling Scraper Mugs

'Now it fits.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

Female business.

Statue of Female Executive

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

"I came up through the ranks."

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

"How could I have problems with female managers? I've got a wife and two daughters!"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"Who da man? You da MAN!"

What's this, Ms. Newborn, another of your little 'glass ceiling' protests?

Female Boss 6

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

Liberty, equality, sorority.

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'