Ceilidh Enthusiast Prints

'Since when have you been able to do the Gay Gordons, anyway?'

The first car accident.

Bring your own inflatable.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Lifesaver!