Cbd Curious Pillows

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Pelobong

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Hippie Edibles Co.

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

I'm not entirely sure I'm conscious, doc. It occurred to me last night, I am not an individual. I am a colony of 32 trillion individual living cells. Dr. Noodle

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"My joints... are almost done"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

Stoner Dog

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.