Caving Prints

A proctologist by nature, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Bats.' (Baseball bats in a cave).

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

'I'm still waiting for the test results - but I'm fairly certain that what fell on you was either a stalactite or a stalagmite.'

Explorer finds something he didn't want to!

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

Cave explorer discovers writing on the cave wall that says 'explore and discover'.

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

Speleologist

'And now the wedding hymn... we'll keep a welcome in the hillside!'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Cave Cricket

'I know it's silly, but I love to stomp these little lizards you find around caves like this.'

'Minnie Have you been on Daddy's couch again Have you'

"Oh yeah, pick me last again."

"The good news is: there is a light at the end of the tunnel!"

'Transtalactites!'

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

"So much for our cave diving, someone's fly-tipped a trampoline!"

"I think the cave has a cavity."

Geoff's potholing holiday didn't go as planned...

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

A cave explorer stares at a stalactite copy of himself

'I can never remember which is a stalagmite and which is a stalactite.'

'I asked you to take the garbage out.'

'When are we going caving again?'

The discovery of electricity...

Pastor Dennis began to wonder if the caving trip was really the best way to bond with their Boy Scout Troop...

"No - I've never heard of the mile low club."

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"Rodins pot holer"

This is my house, Bob - We're not going spelunking.

"Gesundheit!"