Caveman Satire Admirer Pillows

'Those banner ads don't work.'

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early Business Planning

'I call it a flat.'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Early Art Critic

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Early House Hunting.

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

The First Vegetarians.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"Grog understand supply and demand."