Caveman Culture Buffs Prints

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"I call it angle-poise"

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"Here's your anesthetist now!"

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

"It's time to feed your drone."

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'He said he doesn't make cave calls, but stay warm and get plenty to drink.'

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

'We're renovating.'