Caveman Culture Buff Prints

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

Early Anaesthesia

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

The invention of golf: 'He reckons it's better than sex.'

The First Odd Couple

"Okay, remember Wildlife 101. He's probably more scared of me than I am of him."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Neanderthal Golf.

Oldies Band.

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

"There are some messages for you but most of them are nothing more than grunts."

"Can Billy come out to hunt and gather?"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Grok's Thought Stopping.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"I call it angle-poise"

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"Here's your anesthetist now!"

"It's time to feed your drone."

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'