Cavalry Officer Mugs

The Royal Hussars

From the Summer Manoeuvres.

Pleasures of a Military Riding School

Yeoman wearing a medal won by his horse at the last county agricultural society.

British patent (applied for) The Lancing Wheel for Teaching Young Lancers to Lance.

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

'Well this is awkward.'

Servicemen.

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Sailor in Car.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Missing You.

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Car joust.

'At ease, soldier.'

Coronavirus Windmills

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Subwoofer

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"