Cautious Thinker Pillows

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

No, thank you. I do not want to play hangman.

Contradictory t-shirts

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

Schrodinger's Black Box

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

No Immediate Danger

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

Climate Change Road

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

Chinese History: Redwash

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."