Cautious Colleague Pillows

Health and safety nightmare.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

No Immediate Danger

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

Bureau of the Damned

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

"Haaaaah. . . . Back to the office. Better put on my happy face. . ."

"I need for you to go to bat for me again, Tim. And this time, could you do it without adjusting yourself?"

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"Looks very promising. Put us down for one half of one share."

"Wider."

Jay Walking

'He was a strong voice for yes-men everywhere.'

"Sorry, Hogg is no longer with the firm."

A fool and his money is soon someone's business partner

"That's Zwergman...I knew there was a sleeper cell lurking somewhere in the company!"

'Thank you for coming...I'll be ok...grief is the price we pay for love...'

Half a loaf is better than none..

'You'll pay for this.'

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

Ted never left anything to chance. His computer passwords were all 99 random characters long. . .

"Judging by the belt and suspenders, I sense you're a risk averse investor."

"Better safe than sorry."

"She wants to make sure we don't lose her money..."

"Just relax. Your investments are so safe you'll be worth a million dollars if you live to be 169."