Catwalk Pillows

Alessandra Ambrosio

Sara Sampaio

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Sidewalk Ballet

Perp Walk Fashion Show

The Bland Leading the Bland

Kelly Mittendorf

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Hospital gown pageant.

Gok Wan

London Fashion Week.

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Fashion Week 2021

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

Put on come clothes. You'll catch your death! Do you know what time it is? You're so skinny, are you eating? Let me make you a sandwich! Mamarazzi.

Twiggy

Model Village

Rachel Hilbert caricature

A woman in a red catsuit

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

Living Dead Fall Fashion Show

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

Walk. Wait. Reassess your Priorities.

'Excuse me, Officer, can you show me the way to London Fashion Week.'

Naomi Campbell

'I'm watching a fashion show...it's the 'I'll never be skinny enough to wear these' collection.'

Hypermodels

A rolling stone gathers Kate Moss

Cat walk photographer taking photo up models skirt

Seventeen-year-old fashion model.

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.