Catwalk Lover Pillows

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

'I'm watching a fashion show...it's the 'I'll never be skinny enough to wear these' collection.'

Trump! The Musical

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'I'm a star!'

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Fake fur coat and no knickers

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Kelly Mittendorf

The Bland Leading the Bland

Perp Walk Fashion Show

Hospital gown pageant.

Magician creates magic square

Jude Law.

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

Morgan Freeman

Gok Wan

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

London Fashion Week.

Melania Trump

Sara Sampaio

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

'NEXT!'

"I'll do the talking!"

Cilla Black

Model Village